12. Greatest Things From The Guinness Book

WORLD'S BIGGEST STADIUM.......... BRAZIL
-MARACANA STADIUM............ RIO D.J............ BRAZIL ...............CAPACITY...199,000


WORLD'S WIDEST BRIDGE......... AUSTRALIA
Sydney harbor bridge, Australia ........16 lanes of car traffic.....8 lanes in the upper floor, 8 in the lower floor

WORLD'S LARGEST PALACE...................... ROMANIA
Palace of the Parliament..... Bucharest , Romania .......... more than 500 bedrooms, 55 kitchens,120 sitting rooms

WORLD'S COSTLIEST STADIUM......... ENGLAND
-New WEMBLEY STADIUM, London ....90, 000 capacities................cost.....$1.6 billion


MOST COMPLEX INTER-CHANGE......... TEXAS
-Interstate 10 Highways Interchange...... Houston , Texas .


WORLD'S MOST EXPENSIVE HOTEL ... DUBAI ...U.A.E
-Burj Al Arab Hotel, Dubai ....only 7 Star Hotel in the World
Cheapest room...$1000 per night......Royal suit...$28,000 per night

WORLD'S BIGGEST OFFICE COMPLEX ............ CHICAGO
-Chicago Merchandise Mart..... Illinois , USA


WORLD'S LONGEST BRIDGE............... CHINA
Donghai Bridge , China ........................32.5 kilo meters



WORLD'S BIGGEST PASSENGER-SHIP
-MS Freedom of the Seas......4300 passenger Capacity Inside

11.How HOT is your computer CPU...?**

10. MONA Lisa's Brother**

Mona Lisa's Brother ..............

>>> La MonaliBean

9. Correct Ways to Handle Baby**

8. Egg mazing!!! **

Lots of patience....

7. 中国普通话VS马来西亚华语

马来西亚华人 乃是晚清时广东省和闽南移民华侨的后代。当地华人对华教的坚持、文化的传承是不留余力的。我们堪称是海外华人中中文水准颇高的华人，但且看我们的普通话.............

-中国人 ：饼干受潮了…。
马来西亚华人：饼干'漏风'了…。

-中国人：我一向都是这样的
马来西亚人： 我一路来都是这样的啦

-中国人：你安静！
马来西亚华人：你diam diam！(源自马来语diam，安静的意思)

-中国人：你再说我就打你！
马来西亚华人：你再说我就hood你！（有点粗俗的）

-中国人：你不要令我丢脸~
马来西亚华人：你不要'下水'我~

-中国人：你别乱来~
马来西亚华人：你表乱乱来~

-中国人：XX你
马来西亚华人：Kanasai（意思是像大便一样，骂人的话）

-中国人：我们 一起吃这碗面~
马来西亚华人：我们'公司'吃这碗面~（源自马来语的kongsi，就是一起分享的意思）

-中国人：哇!
马来西亚华人：哇捞weh!!!!

-中国人：我受 不了他！
马来西亚华人：我behtahan他！

Wahahahaha....What do you think?
Are you a "pure" Malaysian Chinese?

6. Special Toaster~在麵包上留言

This designated toaster has designed a message center in the crown, you may write the message on top of the toaster.


But this is not its final goal...


This designated product can directly “roasts” your message on the bread.

When you take out the bread, it will leave the same message, so, the probability that the message could be remember should greatly increased,
Moreover it also can let such ordinary matter becomes the feature fun!

5. WoW~What a Bananana!!**

4.Jokes ...Wahahaha

Below are some of the jokes to share with you guys...

1) Anger Management??
Husband: "When i get mad at you, you never fight back.
How do you control your anger?"
Wife : "I clean the toilet."
Husband: "How does that help? "
Wife : "I use your toothbrush..."

2) Loosing all your friends
Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says: "If you behave like this, you will lose all your friends!"

3) Meaning of WIFE
Husband asks: "Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means Without Information Fighting Everytime!"
Wife replies : "No, it means "With Idiot For Ever!!!!! "'

4) Confident vs. Confidential
A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference between confident and confidential?"
Dad says:" You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son but that's confidential!!!!"

3.Funny "Naughty" cartoons

2.Tension

Sigh...
Finally I have my own new blog after a few hours "mentally tortured"
by some of my "siao + sampat" colleagues,
here's some words to tell them
I AM Completely Surrendeeeeeer to Hokkien laaang!!!
Hehehehehe...Hepi??

P/S:To be expect more in my future blogs...

1.God

If God answer ur prayer,
he is increasing ur faith.
If he delays,
he is increasing ur patience.
If he doesnt answer,
he has sumthing better for you.
God doesnt give u the things or even the people u want,
but he give you the things and people u need to make u the very person u were meant to be....