Wednesday, June 11, 2008

4.Jokes ...Wahahaha

Below are some of the jokes to share with you guys...

1) Anger Management??
Husband: "When i get mad at you, you never fight back.
How do you control your anger?"
Wife : "I clean the toilet."
Husband: "How does that help? "
Wife : "I use your toothbrush..."

2) Loosing all your friends
Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says: "If you behave like this, you will lose all your friends!"


3) Meaning of WIFE

Husband asks: "Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means Without Information Fighting Everytime!"

Wife replies : "No, it means "With Idiot For Ever!!!!! "'


4) Confident vs. Confidential

A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference between confident and confidential?"

Dad says:" You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son but that's confidential!!!!"


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